On her recent Australian tour, Erykah Badu stunned onlookers as she travelled around on her DSquared2 ice-skating boots. The singer, renowned for eccentric shoe selections, stomped her way onstage and through Australia in her sky-high ice-skating boots.

For those of us out there wanting to channel their inner Torvil and Dean and swan around in these shoes, they’re not for the faint-hearted. It’s not just the sheer height of the shoes or the fact that you have to balance on blades; they retail for a whopping US$1895, so you’re going to really want to love them.

With these heels on your feet, you will be ready for the sectionals, you just need to find yourself a partner for those overhead and hydrant lifts. Get ready to twizzle!