Australia’s new OH&S fanaticism is a new form of imposing restrictions on individual liberty. This obsessive preoccupation with banning and restricting on the grounds of ‘health’ is turning us into children and Australia into a health and safety autocracy fuelling an industry for policy nannies. The social and mental wellbeing of a free citizenry outweighs the concerns of those who wish to restrict and control non-violent behaviour like smoking a hookah or having a beer outdoors after 11.00 pm.

Yes, there is an argument to restrict the advertising of tobacco, we’ve done that, to ensure there is greater awareness, we’ve done that, to make cigarette packs awful, we’ve done that as well…but the hookah! Really?

The Royal Australasian College of Surgeons is incensed by the idea of relaxing Sydney’s recent and highly-restrictive alcohol laws. Dr Crozier, on a suggestion for an increase by one hour of the takeaway sale of alcohol across NSW from the 10.00 pm deadline said: “We know that each hour in trade results in significant increase in domestic violence state-wide.

“That, in the view of the College of Surgeons, is not a justified risk.”

The Royal Australasian College of Surgeons, an esteemed bunch, should not be drawing grand social narratives based on their experience of alcohol violence. Doctors can advise and recommend, but policy makers should not be seeking their approval on matters of lifestyle.

Doctors are not always right; there have been periods of history where doctors were very wrong, and the ‘evidence’ for eugenics in the 1920s and ’30s led to the Holocaust and forced sterilisation programs for gypsies and Jews. As the US National Library of Medicine points out: “Eugenic doctrines were articulated by physicians … Publications were bolstered by the research pouring out of institutes for the study of eugenics or ‘race biology’.”

Bloodied and drunk Aussies in emergency rooms is a problem of our Australian drinking culture, not the social availability of alcohol.

In Spain, France, Greece, and Germany, where alcohol laws are some of the less restrictive in the world, I cannot remember ever seeing a Greek, French, German, Italian tourist paralytic and aggressive after a night on the booze. I cannot forget Aussies and British being hammered, (Finns as well), brawling, stripping off and running naked, throwing up and many times being kicked off tourist islands in Greece, or jailed by the local cops.

In Victoria, Colleen Hartland, the Greens member for the Victorian Legislative Council, wants to ban the hookah, or argilee; the water-cooled pipe used to smoke tobacco and hashish in Central Asia, Persia, Turkey and the Middle East. Many of the Greek refugees expelled from Turkey in 1921 brought the habit with them to Greece.

In her address to the Upper House of the Victorian Parliament on 1 September, Ms Hartland attacked the Victorian government for not legislating against the hookah.

Yes, there is an argument to restrict the advertising of tobacco, we’ve done that, to ensure there is greater awareness, we’ve done that, to make cigarette packs awful, we’ve done that as well … but the hookah! Really?

Ms Hartland said: “This [smoking a hookah] is highly inconsistent with our smoking laws, especially given that the volume of nicotine and harmful substances consumed in one water pipe session is hundreds of times greater than that of a cigarette.”

In her Upper House address and later on Jon Faine’s Conversation Hour, she pointed to “many in the Arabic-speaking community also supporting her call for a ban on water pipes”.

She was provided with a letter signed by the “Australian Lebanese Medical Association, the Australian Iraqi Council Victoria, the Afghan Australian Association of Victoria, the Pakistan medical community, Arabic Welfare, the Hellenic Medical Society of Australia and the Iraqi Caledonian Association of Victoria”.

So what? There are about 20 or so shisha bars in Melbourne, many located where large communities of Arabic, Turkish and Afghan speakers are. So how is this passtime not a cultural right, as is a pub?

One of my proudest moments in government as an adviser was briefing on the importance of maintaining the tradition of the hookah as a cultural right and a social right, no less than sharing a beer or a wine. I had support for my advice from various Arabic and other community members, not doctors per se, but the various communities. So which of those that want to enjoy a couple of drags on a shisha and for mental wellbeing see this as a socially and culturally acceptable pastime, particularly as many Muslim communities shun alcohol.

Jon Faine agreed with Ms Hartland that banning the shisha was a matter of public health not cultural right. He highlighted how things maybe culturally relative yet inappropriate in Australia, like “ritual circumcisions”. Ritual circumcision? That comparison reveals a haughty assumption that health zealots manipulate to enforce control on individuals’ and their freedoms. Muslims and Jews and others that believe in religious circumcision can circumcise under appropriate provisions. Groups of people sharing a hookah do not constitute a health risk, far less anyway than the river of cars at 25km per hour spewing out lethal gases during peak-hour traffic. Also, what of the rights these citizens have to associate in public and smoke a hookah?

In Australia we have one of the highest occurrences of melanoma in the world due to exposure of the sun’s rays. Yet, where are shade and beach-rental umbrellas? The concern over skin cancer does not override the obsession of maintaining ‘pristine’ beaches.

Smoking the flavoured tobaccos of a hookah may not be good for you, but most who do, do so occasionally. The ones who drink daily may in the long run also suffer detrimental health effects. Ms Hartland did not call for the banning of pubs, bottle shops or the selling of alcohol.

There’s also a philosophical issue at hand. If one decides to smoke, or drink, or overeat, is that not part of that individual’s agency? We have the information, we have awareness, surely we have decisions to make. The expected life span in Australia is at 82.5 years according to the World Health Organisation. It’s equivalent to that of France, Germany, Spain and Italy, yet those countries have far more relaxed drinking and smoking laws.

These nations also spend more on health per capita and take care of all their citizens, regardless of their citizens’ habits. Maybe we should be focused on the full range of preventative and healing measures in health spending and not on making citizens feel guilty for an assumed impact that social and casual smoking or drinking may have. Or, maybe we can look carefully at the culture of Australian drinking before we target a small and inconsequential cultural grouping that partakes in a bit of social hookah smoking.