What are you eating?
Food, “ρε μαλακά”, food.

What are you listening to?
The voices in my head. What do you think I’m listening to?

What are you reading?
Who writes this crap? I’m reading this question.

What work are you doing?
“Κουλουράκι”, nothing, nada, naught, nix, zero, zilch, zip and diddly-squat.

What are you doing in your spare time?
Diddly-squat, zip, zilch, zero, nix, naught, nada, nothing and “κουλουράκι”.

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What will you be doing this time next year?
Bugger if I know.

What inspirational message would you give to all the millions of Victorians and people of New South Wales, who are in lockdown?
Don’t know, don’t care.

Which is the first place you would travel to in Greece when the borders open?
“Δε με παρατάς.Πιο ταξίδι στην Ελλάδα;”
(Give me a break. What holiday to Greece?)

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Neos Kosmos would like to know how readers facing yet another lockdown are feeling. Send your responses to editor@neoskosmos.com.au.